Grandpa Bragging

When I was 19 I spent summer living with my grandfather, who I'd always heard was this real lady's man when younger, and he'd always bragged about being well hung (found out he was about 7.5 long and close to 6 thick, so yes pretty big, although not porno huge). As he said, he was divorced 2 times because he "couldn't keep it in his pants"

Well by then he was 71 years old and when I got there for summer, he wanted to know about my sex life, which I told him was good. He told me to enjoy it, he now had ED, meds didn't work for him and said

"My prick is limp and useless."

He hadn't had sex in 7 years and was super frustrated (although later he did get better, which he said was miracle LOL)

anyway, he still loved to brag a bit and tell stories from his younger days. One was how when he was 24 he met this woman who was 36 and still a virgin since she had grown up in some really religious family, was supposed to wait until married, but hadn't gotten married and tired of waiting, I guess.

So she was nervous about sex, but wanted it. When he f*cked her she was very, very tight, and screamed and cried the whole time, but also told him "keep going " .

When he finished and pulled out she saw all the blood and started to sob, because she had no clue that would happen.

"OH, no! Look at my pussy! I waited all this time and now you just ruined me forever "

Granted it was 1972 or something like that and she just didn't know his dick would break hymen.

He calmed her down, and she took bath to get cleaned up and that night he gave her oral sex and she climaxed, and later f*cked her again, and she liked it.

Anyway, that was one of stories I remember

Comments

Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 5, 2024 at 3:18 PM

6 inches thick ? Thats bigger than a 2 liter soda bottle. Please, give us a fuckin' break, Clyde.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 5, 2024 at 5:02 PM

LOL I assume he Means 6 inches around, as in circumference.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 6, 2024 at 7:15 AM

Reply #2. Yes, that's the problem with these amateur porn fantasy writers. The get so worked up trying to make a hot, dripping narrative, they lose track of accuracy.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 7, 2024 at 2:09 AM

#1 #3, is there a reason that you spend your time writing on every single post abput hownit’s not real? It’s a pornsite, whag do you expect?

I can think of nothing more useless to spend your time watching porn and going ”I bet that guy’s not a real pizza delivery boy”.

Find a hobby.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 7, 2024 at 4:04 PM

In your case, there's nothing more useless than to spend your life watching porn and choking your chicken..

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