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Funny As Fuck
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Straight Male / 39
I Think It’s Funny As Fuck, She Thinks It’s Embarrassing!
My wife, Beth, is a good looking woman for 37 years old. She takes care of herself and is still about the same size as she was when we met 15 years ago. Our neighbor, Rob, is a black man who we’ve lived beside for 12 years now. When we bought our house, he lived there with his son and 2 daughters. The son was 9 and the daughters were 12 and 14. We used to watch Rob’s son occasionally after school, when his daughters weren’t available and he was at work. We watched his daughters, and then his son, graduate and the girls went to college while his son joined the Air Force.
The daughters are often home between semesters and over holidays while his son only makes it home about once a year. We have become very close with Rob and often hang out at his place or ours and have even gone on vacation together. Over the years, our time together has gotten a bit “Risqué”, meaning Beth has flashed him, we’ve skinny dipped together, and played strip poker. No sex or physical contact has ever happened other than hugs or him squeezing her ass or boobs playing around.
We were at his house several months ago drinking when Jr. showed up unexpectedly. He’s now 21 and a good kid, Staff Sargent in the Air Force and doing well. It had been well over 2 years since we’d actually had a chance to visit with him and we both enjoyed talking to him and swapped contact information. We finally said goodnight and went home. We didn’t see him before he left the next day so we were both happy to have gotten time with him the previous night.
Fast forward to 2 weeks ago. Beth and I were out of town, I was on a business trip and we decided to stretch it into a long weekend for fun. I was in the middle of a meeting when I felt my phone vibrate indicating a text message. I certainly couldn’t check it in the middle of the meeting, even to see who it was from…though I was sure it was Beth. It continued to vibrate every few minutes for the next half hour or so. I was anxious to see what was going on and as soon as we took a break I left the room to check my messages. What I found was a series of selfies Beth had sent of her nearly naked, each one was more revealing than the previous until she was completely naked and in bed with her vibrator.
The last text she sent simply stated “Well, if you aren’t interested in my pictures maybe I should send them to Rob and see if HE responds.” We were just being called back into the meeting as I typed a response telling her “I’ve just been tied up but send them if you have the guts! But we both know you won’t.”
I didn’t hear anything from her for a while. We broke for lunch but our CEO had asked me to meet with him so I couldn’t call her. Back in the meeting that afternoon my phone started vibrating every few minutes again. I was eager to see the new pictures but had a tough time getting somewhere I could view them privately. It was nearly 5:00 when the meeting ended and I climbed into my rental to head back to our hotel. I checked the messages and found there were no more pictures, just messages to call her ASAP! The 3rd text she was telling me to call her right away…it’s urgent. Since I was 5 minutes from the hotel, I just drove there instead.
When I walked into the room I instantly saw Beth looking like she was about to have a breakdown. I asked what was wrong and she started rambling about me daring her to send Rob the nude pictures and how this was all my fault. I couldn’t imagine what the problem was since he’s seen her naked many times. I finally calmed her down enough to find out. When Jr had come home that night, I entered his information into Beth’s phone as well as mine. Rob is in our phone as Rob and his last name. I entered Jr’s contact information as Robert and his last name. I didn’t think anything about it at the time.
Well, Beth sent the pictures to Robert, not realizing it was Rob JR she was sending them to. She sent all the pictures she’d sent to me and, to make things worse, she included comments like “Since Dave won’t respond I thought I’d see if you are interested? I’m lying here naked and horny and he’s working. Care to take his place?” And then several smiling devil emojis. Jr apparently didn’t see them right away, but once he did he responded. He typed “LOL…Hell Yeah I’ll take his place! Surprised you sent these to me but THANK YOU! Can’t wait until I come home on leave again!”
I died laughing and couldn’t stop, even though she was clearly horribly embarrassed. I was sure Jr loved the pictures and told her so. I also pointed out that this was probably a childhood fantasy come true…seeing the neighbor’s hot wife naked! I then sent the pictures to Rob and told him what happened and he also thought it was funny as fuck! He texted her and said Jr had already contacted him and was excited as hell. It took a while, but she’s finally able to laugh about it.
The daughters are often home between semesters and over holidays while his son only makes it home about once a year. We have become very close with Rob and often hang out at his place or ours and have even gone on vacation together. Over the years, our time together has gotten a bit “Risqué”, meaning Beth has flashed him, we’ve skinny dipped together, and played strip poker. No sex or physical contact has ever happened other than hugs or him squeezing her ass or boobs playing around.
We were at his house several months ago drinking when Jr. showed up unexpectedly. He’s now 21 and a good kid, Staff Sargent in the Air Force and doing well. It had been well over 2 years since we’d actually had a chance to visit with him and we both enjoyed talking to him and swapped contact information. We finally said goodnight and went home. We didn’t see him before he left the next day so we were both happy to have gotten time with him the previous night.
Fast forward to 2 weeks ago. Beth and I were out of town, I was on a business trip and we decided to stretch it into a long weekend for fun. I was in the middle of a meeting when I felt my phone vibrate indicating a text message. I certainly couldn’t check it in the middle of the meeting, even to see who it was from…though I was sure it was Beth. It continued to vibrate every few minutes for the next half hour or so. I was anxious to see what was going on and as soon as we took a break I left the room to check my messages. What I found was a series of selfies Beth had sent of her nearly naked, each one was more revealing than the previous until she was completely naked and in bed with her vibrator.
The last text she sent simply stated “Well, if you aren’t interested in my pictures maybe I should send them to Rob and see if HE responds.” We were just being called back into the meeting as I typed a response telling her “I’ve just been tied up but send them if you have the guts! But we both know you won’t.”
I didn’t hear anything from her for a while. We broke for lunch but our CEO had asked me to meet with him so I couldn’t call her. Back in the meeting that afternoon my phone started vibrating every few minutes again. I was eager to see the new pictures but had a tough time getting somewhere I could view them privately. It was nearly 5:00 when the meeting ended and I climbed into my rental to head back to our hotel. I checked the messages and found there were no more pictures, just messages to call her ASAP! The 3rd text she was telling me to call her right away…it’s urgent. Since I was 5 minutes from the hotel, I just drove there instead.
When I walked into the room I instantly saw Beth looking like she was about to have a breakdown. I asked what was wrong and she started rambling about me daring her to send Rob the nude pictures and how this was all my fault. I couldn’t imagine what the problem was since he’s seen her naked many times. I finally calmed her down enough to find out. When Jr had come home that night, I entered his information into Beth’s phone as well as mine. Rob is in our phone as Rob and his last name. I entered Jr’s contact information as Robert and his last name. I didn’t think anything about it at the time.
Well, Beth sent the pictures to Robert, not realizing it was Rob JR she was sending them to. She sent all the pictures she’d sent to me and, to make things worse, she included comments like “Since Dave won’t respond I thought I’d see if you are interested? I’m lying here naked and horny and he’s working. Care to take his place?” And then several smiling devil emojis. Jr apparently didn’t see them right away, but once he did he responded. He typed “LOL…Hell Yeah I’ll take his place! Surprised you sent these to me but THANK YOU! Can’t wait until I come home on leave again!”
I died laughing and couldn’t stop, even though she was clearly horribly embarrassed. I was sure Jr loved the pictures and told her so. I also pointed out that this was probably a childhood fantasy come true…seeing the neighbor’s hot wife naked! I then sent the pictures to Rob and told him what happened and he also thought it was funny as fuck! He texted her and said Jr had already contacted him and was excited as hell. It took a while, but she’s finally able to laugh about it.
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