How could he dump you? If you would have known he was going to dump you, you could have taken a dump on his face.
I pinched a steamer................................Mind telling us what that means?
thats so funny pinched a steamer, you dumped him first
"Pinched a steamer" ususally means dropping a turd that is so nasty it steams when it lands
Maybe it means she pinched her cunt lips together and the piss came out in a big stream like when you stand on a garden hose when there's water coming out. What do I know, I am not a girl.
dumping you was his only chance to get out wihtout being 100% humiliated. i mean, you dropped a deuce onto his face. that guy got fucking owned.
You need to get some better control down there; I would of turned your pissy wet butt over and smacked it red for doing that.