Setting Me Up For A Shakedown

At an Dublin bar a Rumanian waitress stuck her tits in my face. Without a chance to look away she loudly stated 'my eyes are up here'. Well, my answer was 'if you stick your face in my face I'll look into your eyes, however since you stuck your tits in my face...'

The bartender had to back off and my friend pushed some money across the table and called for me to leave. Seems it was a setup, hmmm watch out.