So earlier today I was at the store buying groceries when I really felt the need to piss. Bad. (If you need to know, I'm a 23 year old woman.) So I was walking over to the one bathroom there, well, fuck me, someone was in it and there was another person waiting to get in. I wouldn't be able to make it that long. I almost started balling, but I figured hat would only make it worse. I like peeing outside, don't get me wrong, but if there is a possibility I'll get caught, I'd rather do it in my pants. So I was standing in the middle of the aisle trying to remember if there was an alley or some place where no one would see me close by. So I left the cart where I figured nobody would take it or something, and I RAN out to my car. I drove down a street just behind the store, where there were alot of tiny stores with allies where nobody would see me. I parked my car in front of an alley, making it even harder for someone to spot me. I ran into the alley, and sat against a wall. I was wearing skinny jeans, so I had one hell of a time getting them off. I managed to pull them down, just in time too, because right as I got the pants off, I didn't have enough time to take my thong off as well, so I just peed right through them. It was the biggest relief ever but I had just ruined my new thong, and there was no way I was wearing a wet thong until I got home. And my god was it soaked! I pissed for a good 2 minutes before I was done. I slipped he thong off and slowly pulled my pants back up. Once I walked back out on the sidewalk, I realized there was no garbage can, but there WAS one of those things you put cigarettes in, so I just threw it on that for fun. I have a small baldder, so I'll be posting more!

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by Anonymous on Jan 7, 2009 at 5:16 PM

WOW! What a fucking pig!

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by Anonymous on Jan 9, 2009 at 3:49 AM

So just because of a little pee you throw away a perfectly good thong? Ever heard of soap an water?

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by Anonymous on Jan 9, 2009 at 8:49 AM

I'd chew that thong like it was a piece of gum - piss and all!

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by Anonymous on Jan 11, 2009 at 7:40 AM

your a lousy liar theres no way any human on earth could pee for 2 minutes

specially one who claims to have a small bladder

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by Anonymous on Apr 1, 2009 at 6:29 AM

Small bladder but peed for 2 minutes. Please explain how that works? And for the thong; no matter how much you pee into them; with so little fabric they dry real fast. Why ever would you throw it away?

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