Met My Wife, A Flight Attendant, On A Flight To Seoul.

On a flight across the Pacific my seat partner insisted on watching porn. I went to the flight attendant and she suggested I put a blanket over my head and try to sleep. I was put off by her answer and challenged her to take charge. She answered in a cold hard voice to take my seat and not to worry about the man beside me.

It's a long way from Atlanta to Seoul. Upon arrival I stared the flight attendant down. As I was exiting she put a note in my hand, 'Ellen, good for one free drink. Hotel XYZ, 7 pm'. I met her as she asked, she told me not to tell her how to do her job. But I could buy her a drink and we could see what came of that.

I married her ten months later.

Ellen, I won't tell you how to do your job, but now that you're my wife I'll let you know what I have in mind.