I was driving home late from work and realy needed to go so pulled over and ran into some bushes.

I was squating down and in mid-flow when a flashlight found me like that and it was a police officer. She asked me if I was all right as she'd seen me pull over in a hurry and wondered if there was a problem.

There I was, skirt held up around my waist and undies and hose around my ankles all I could do was meakly mutter "i'm fine" When she saw what I was doing she burst out laughing and sadi "well, ma'am, In that case I'll leave you to it, but in future stop at a rest room"