So this happened about a month ago
I had been at a party all night, having a good time with friends and such. A lot of us had been drinking but that night I had been drinking over the course of a few hours so I still had a few beers left but it was already approaching 3 in the morning and I was getting tired. I didn't want to waste my beer or give it up so I started downing what I had left as fast as I could.
As most people do when they are drunk, they do exactly what they hear. I had said I needed a taxi and all of a sudden a taxi showed up and I still had 2 beers left. Not wanting to waste, I chugged them as fast as I could as the taxi honked at me and my friends yelled at me to hurry up.
So obviously the alcohol hit me quite fast and as I arrived at home, struggled to get into my house and fell onto my bed, I was practically ready to pass out. I remember feeling a desperate urge to pee but I was so tired I figured I would wake up later and go then.
I woke up around 5 that morning and realized I had peed my pants...a lot. My jeans were still on; they were soaked in pee and the bed had a huge wet spot. I started laughing at myself. I hadn't wet the bed since I was a kid. I was so turned on I couldn't fall asleep for over an hour as I lay on a towel over the wet spot, masturbating. Ahh, I still wonder why I didn't wake up. I guess chugging a bunch of beer right before passing out without peeing before you go to bed wasn't the best idea.