Blockbuster Brawl

All right losers The Videomaster here to share my story of the time I whooped Sex Sugar's ass in a BlockBuster Brawl back in 2000.

I challenged Sexy Boy to a Blockbuster Brawl and we were going to settle the score in an actual Blockbuster Video Store.

My Dad was a General Manager of The Blockbuster in Town so he arranged this and didn't care at al labout any of the damages because of Upper Management's incompetence as you would find out a decade late rwhen Blockbuster went out of business.

The Fight began with me and Sexy Boy as we fought our way into the Video Games Section as I Irish Whipped Sexy Boy into a shelf of N64 Games.

I took a copy of WCW Vs nWo World Tour and hit Sexy Boy with the box and then Sex Sugar hit me with a box containing a copy of Diddy Kong Racing.

I then grabbed Sexy Boy by his greasy hair and slammed his head on a Pokemon Snap Photo Kiosk then I went over to hit him in the head with a Pokemon Snap Box only for Sex sugar to Russian Leg Seep me causing my head to crash into the Pokemon Snap Kiosk.

Sexy Boy then Sexplexed me onto a shelf of Sega Dreamcast Games and it fucking hurt my back as he then procced to punch me then grabbed a copy of Shenmue and hit me in the head with the box.

Sexy boy then tried to pin me for the 3 count but the Referee only made it to 2 as I kicked out of the pin.

He then tried to pick me up off the floor but I gave him a low blow to his balls as I then slammed Sex's face into a shelf of Playstation games as I stepped back and hit a Goldberg like Spear onto Sex Sugar causing every PS1 game to fall off the shelf.

I went to go Pin Sex and The Referee counted to two as Sex got the shoulder up off of the floor as I tried to get Sexy Boy off of the Floor but Sex also hit me in the balls.

Sex Sugar then lifted me over his shoulders and gave me a Torture Rack but unlike Lex Luger I was able to wiggle out and put Sexy Boy into a Sleeper Hold as Sex then tried knocking me into the Gumball Machine.

He Then slammed my head into The Gumball Machine and busted me open as I bled on the carpet of Blockbuster.

Sex then grabbed a VHS Tape to try to hit me with a video but I grabbed the VHA tape and kicked him in the gut , too kthe VHS Tape and hit him with a video as I shouted he hit him with a video as he then fell on the floor.

Then I pushed the Gumball Machine on top of him but Sex moved out of the way as The Gumball Machine broke and Gumballs spilled everywhere as I saw Sex moving towards the windows as I ran over and then speared Sex right through the Windows of Blockbuster Videos and smashing the windows in the process.

I then covered Sexy Boy for the Pin as the Referee made the 3 count and raised my hand in victory as the Blockbuster Brawl was over.

As a result me and Sexy Boy needed stitches plus we caused over thousands of dollars in damages and My Father was fired from being manager of Blockbuster as a result.

Maybe me and Sex should have a rematch but this time inside GameStop.

Just think of the damages we could do to GameStop after al lthe times they've screwed over Customers.

Anyways This is The VideoMaster coming to Hit you with a Video in your Neighborhood Near You.

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