I was at church with my family, and as we were standing in line to leave the chapel, I had to sneeze. At first I tried to catch myself, but then I finally couldn't hold it and sneezed. As soon as I did, not only did I sneeze, but I farted really loud and peed so hard it went right down my leg!

No one, including my kids or my husband, said a word! I just acted like nothing happened, though it was obvious I peed my pants! Believe me, I got in the car as fast as I could!