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The Easter Brunch From Hell Part 2
The Drunk Barefoot Easter Bunny aka my Cousin Fred then came out of the house covered in turds and my Boss was unconscious after Steven put him through a table and left to chase The Ghostbusters out of Bellevue.
The Easter Bunny than began to smell his feet as Louise than began yelling "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SMELLING YOUR FEET IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, ARE YOU NUTS? ARE YOU NUTS?" like when she had her episodes on the Maury Show nearly 20 years ago.
Then Arthur squirted mustard of the Easter Bunny's bare feet as Fred too koff his helmet and started licking his bare feet too Louise and everyone's disgust.
Then Fred snatched a Reese's Peanut utter egg and placed it between his mustard covered toes and started sucking them. I then went to go hit him with a VHS Tape but Louise tok a VHS Tape and smashed Arthur in the head with a VHS Tape and then I smashed Louise with one and she fell into the chocolate pudding pool.
Then Fred put his foot in my face and I kicked him in the balls and hit him with a vhs tape and laid him out on another table that Arthur left his Semen on it, climbed a ladder and dove off putting Arthur through the table.
Jim and Jerry were still punching the daylights out of each other and began throwing food at everyone and before you know it an all out food fight broke out to end This Easter From Hell.
I hope your Easter isn't an Easter Stampede like mine was.
The Easter Bunny than began to smell his feet as Louise than began yelling "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SMELLING YOUR FEET IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, ARE YOU NUTS? ARE YOU NUTS?" like when she had her episodes on the Maury Show nearly 20 years ago.
Then Arthur squirted mustard of the Easter Bunny's bare feet as Fred too koff his helmet and started licking his bare feet too Louise and everyone's disgust.
Then Fred snatched a Reese's Peanut utter egg and placed it between his mustard covered toes and started sucking them. I then went to go hit him with a VHS Tape but Louise tok a VHS Tape and smashed Arthur in the head with a VHS Tape and then I smashed Louise with one and she fell into the chocolate pudding pool.
Then Fred put his foot in my face and I kicked him in the balls and hit him with a vhs tape and laid him out on another table that Arthur left his Semen on it, climbed a ladder and dove off putting Arthur through the table.
Jim and Jerry were still punching the daylights out of each other and began throwing food at everyone and before you know it an all out food fight broke out to end This Easter From Hell.
I hope your Easter isn't an Easter Stampede like mine was.
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