One night me and my girlfriend were drinking alot of beer at my house. I told her she shouldn't drive home and she should stay the night. She did and we went to sleep. The next moring i woke up in drespret need to take a piss. The bathroom in my room was out of order and the only other one was in the basement which seemed like a VERY far walk at the time. SHe was still sleeping as I was holding onto my dick like no tomorrow. It hurt so bad. she woke up to me squimring but she didn't open her eyes. "Whats wrong" " I have to pee so bad" " Than go to the bathroom" " This ones not working and i can't make it to the other one." SHe rolled over and looked at me. I must of looked so desprete She layed her head on my chest. " Want me to help get you there" That was to embarrassing, i'm a man i should be able to hold my pee long enough to make it to the bathroom, and i wasn't gonna go infront of her. that'd make me look like a 5 year old. I tryed to sit up but that only made me press on my bladder so i laid right back down. I never had to go so bad in my life. i could tell i was sweating and my face was all red from embarrassment. My eyes were closed tight as i held my hand against my crotch. " No i got it." I sat up really slowly. My dick was throbbing. I stood up and immediatly dropped to my knees they we shaking so much. She looked around. "Do you want me to find you a bottle?" I nodded and said in a very high voice because of my pain "yes" She ran downstairs and came back as fast as she could. She went to hand it to me but stopped realizing i couldn't grab it. I knew if i let go i would burst. She set it down in front of me and looked the other way. I let go with one hand and tryed to pull down my sweat pants which was incredibly hard i. I felt some leak out. "oh no" i squealed. I grabbed my dick again withboth hands i couldn't let go. SHe turned back to me and saw i couldn't and how much pain i was in. "Just let it out we can clean up the mess." I shook my head no in embarrassment. She didn't want to see me in so much pain. She pulled my shoulder so i was laying back down on the floor. Then she sat on top of my lower stomach. My eyes shot open and my dick couldn't hold it anymore. I just exploded. It went everywhere. after a few minutes i looked up at my girlfriend/ "why the hell did you do that i could have made it" I lied. " Oh yeah Josh like you would have been able to let go of your dick for 5 seconds to get it in the bottle. I saw you couldn't. DOn't you feel better now though?" I nodded but i was so embarrassed i couldn't even hold it.

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by Anonymous on Dec 27, 2009 at 6:12 PM

Never mind that! Tell us how the sex-change operation went, you bullshitting loser!

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