Now I Have The Most Sought After Title. Housewife.

I got laid off in 2020. My boss and long term friend offered me a deal, I could be his live in stay at home girlfriend. It was the 'girlfriend' part that I had to come to terms with, live in meant 'live in his bed'. Oh well, why not, thirty and single, get some special attention every night and all I had to do was cook and clean.

Little did I know it's a trend now, stay at home girlfriends, until you get your ass pregnant, then you are in up to your ears changing diapers, changing your name, with a ring on your finger. And you ain't nothin but a housewife.