Straight Female / 41
I Have A Jade Penis, In Full Erection, To Keep Me Company
In my late thirties I was living in a cheap apartment in a cheap part of town. I didn't own a car and rode public transportation. With a journalism degree I had never landed a job for my degree, I worked for a while as receptionist for a law office, a secretary for business, a sales clerk for an art studio. Nothing stuck, and I wasn't making any more money after that I made with my job after high school as a receptionist for a Chiropractor. I didn't have to be told that I was suffering from depression. Or lost hope really. I couldn't face my life.
At the art studio I met a man who was looking for something different for his wife's fiftieth birthday. He decided he didn't want a painting, so he was looking at some sculptures, and when he saw one he more or less liked, he would ask me if I liked it. "You're a woman, do you think my wife will like it". If I got something like this I would like it, but then again I like this sort of thing.
We talked, the place as usual was pretty empty, most of the business was on weekends. He took his phone out and showed me a picture of jade penis that he had bought in Mexico. He liked it but his wife thought it was horrid. He said that he knew I would like it, just think of it, holding the shaft in my hand, knowing what a penis could do to me. I was embarrassed, truly embarrassed, and he laughed. What, don't tell me you've never had a penis. He leaned in and told me that once you have a penis you never quit, at least that was his experience with women. Penis envy is real, and having a penis in your hand or your mouth or in your vagina made you feel alive. I told him that all I had were those sculptures and sorry but we didn't carry any erotic artifacts. He bought the piece that he had showed me and had asked for my opinion.
A few days later he returned in the afternoon. He said that the more he thought of it he thought that I deserved the penis he had bought in Mexico. It was real, big really, it was fully erect, but how would I know. He forced me to hold it in my hand. "Makes you want to get fucked". Here it's yours, for you to have and to hold, till death do you part. "If you don't have anyone to fuck you, I will". "I would love to fuck you, have you hold my penis in your hand, put my penis in your mouth, spread your legs and I will fuck you right in your pussy" What do you think.
Embarrassed and scared, he was waiting for me when I got off. I had the jade penis in my purse. I followed him because he walked to fast. We went to a hotel that was down a couple of blocks. He said he had a room, and showed me the key card. On the fourth floor. And I followed him in, and in the elevator and down the hall. In the room he had me hold the penis in my hand and say a prayer to the Gods.
I was naked in front of him, all my clothes on the floor. The jade penis in my hand. He undressed and he told me to grab his penis and massage it. To lean down and kiss it. I had to do my part for him to fuck me. He did get an erection, and he kissed me on the mouth, before pushing me back on the bed. Spread your legs, he told me, let me see your pussy. He didn't like that I had never shaved, he said I had pussy hair up my ass. He handed me the jade penis and told me to stick it in my vagina. Then he would fuck me, to see if I liked the jade penis or the real thing.
We had sex, I don't think you can call it making love. We got dressed afterwards and left the hotel. I took the bus to my apartment and slept that night with the jade penis in my hand. I now the real thing is better, and having him grab my 'tits' and 'ass'. But, if he isn't there to fuck me, I have my jade penis to do the job.
At the art studio I met a man who was looking for something different for his wife's fiftieth birthday. He decided he didn't want a painting, so he was looking at some sculptures, and when he saw one he more or less liked, he would ask me if I liked it. "You're a woman, do you think my wife will like it". If I got something like this I would like it, but then again I like this sort of thing.
We talked, the place as usual was pretty empty, most of the business was on weekends. He took his phone out and showed me a picture of jade penis that he had bought in Mexico. He liked it but his wife thought it was horrid. He said that he knew I would like it, just think of it, holding the shaft in my hand, knowing what a penis could do to me. I was embarrassed, truly embarrassed, and he laughed. What, don't tell me you've never had a penis. He leaned in and told me that once you have a penis you never quit, at least that was his experience with women. Penis envy is real, and having a penis in your hand or your mouth or in your vagina made you feel alive. I told him that all I had were those sculptures and sorry but we didn't carry any erotic artifacts. He bought the piece that he had showed me and had asked for my opinion.
A few days later he returned in the afternoon. He said that the more he thought of it he thought that I deserved the penis he had bought in Mexico. It was real, big really, it was fully erect, but how would I know. He forced me to hold it in my hand. "Makes you want to get fucked". Here it's yours, for you to have and to hold, till death do you part. "If you don't have anyone to fuck you, I will". "I would love to fuck you, have you hold my penis in your hand, put my penis in your mouth, spread your legs and I will fuck you right in your pussy" What do you think.
Embarrassed and scared, he was waiting for me when I got off. I had the jade penis in my purse. I followed him because he walked to fast. We went to a hotel that was down a couple of blocks. He said he had a room, and showed me the key card. On the fourth floor. And I followed him in, and in the elevator and down the hall. In the room he had me hold the penis in my hand and say a prayer to the Gods.
I was naked in front of him, all my clothes on the floor. The jade penis in my hand. He undressed and he told me to grab his penis and massage it. To lean down and kiss it. I had to do my part for him to fuck me. He did get an erection, and he kissed me on the mouth, before pushing me back on the bed. Spread your legs, he told me, let me see your pussy. He didn't like that I had never shaved, he said I had pussy hair up my ass. He handed me the jade penis and told me to stick it in my vagina. Then he would fuck me, to see if I liked the jade penis or the real thing.
We had sex, I don't think you can call it making love. We got dressed afterwards and left the hotel. I took the bus to my apartment and slept that night with the jade penis in my hand. I now the real thing is better, and having him grab my 'tits' and 'ass'. But, if he isn't there to fuck me, I have my jade penis to do the job.
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