Punking Neighbors, Strangers And Police With Our Fake Family

I'm 23. I look about 15. I have forgotten how many times I've been pulled over by the police who didn't think I was old enough to have a driver's license. For a good part of my life I have been irritated by the fact that I have to repeatedly prove to people that I am an adult just to engage in normal activities that any other adult enjoys without question. But, I have also often just taken my situation in stride and sometimes taken advantage of it.

I also live in a jurisdiction where the age of consent is (until very recently it changed) 16 with a close age exception where the younger of the couple can be as young as 13 as long as the older of the couple is not more than five years older (until very recently changed to a 2 year close age exception). I am also five years older than my girlfriend but look younger than she is. She is taller than average being five feet 8 inches tall and is shapely with large breasts and an ass to die for. And she has always looked a couple of years older than she is so in that regard we are opposites. As for me, I'm five feet two inches tall and quite slender and weigh about 90 lbs sopping wett. I also have long hair which gives me an intended feminine look. I'm bisexual so it comes in handy to appeal to men who might be on the fence. My girlfriend is into it and encourages me to occasionally bring other guys into our bed and always has. But this story is about a lot more than that.

I met her when she was 13 and I was 18. She thought I was 12 and I thought she was around 16. She rejected me at first because she thought I was too young for her. But her friend told her I was actually 18 and that got her attention. So she asked ME out on a date and it wasn't until we were exploring the inside of each other's underwear that she confessed her true age to me. I was of course taken a little aback but it's really hard to change your mind when your date is giving you a hand job while fucking your fingers and licking around in your mouth.

So after a few dates she wanted me to meet her parents. Her Dad asked me if I didn't think his daughter was a bit old for me. It was then in a fit of guilt that I confessed that I was actually 18 and therefore much older than she was and he burst into laughter and told me that as long as my parents didn't mind he didn't. To this day he still does not believe I am five years older than his daughter.

Fast forward to much more recently. She is 18 and I 23. We are still together and she surprises me one day by bringing home a very attractive but much older woman who is 46 years old. Seems the women likes much younger girls. I'm not one to judge. When she sees me for the first time she is a little shocked and at first doesn't believe I'm older than my girlfriend but then I show her my driver's license, passport, bachelor's degree, college graduation photos with my parents and even my business license so she finally believes us and then gets insanely horny and insists I call her Mommy while we start messing around in front of my girlfriend who is frigging herself.

A month after that the three of us are in a gay bar and meet this guy in his thirties who is pretty hot looking and has the one thing I don't have, a huge cock. I had to do the same thing to convince him that I'm an adult as I did with our new girlfriend. But in the end it worked and he relaxed and now gets hard every time I wink at him and call him Daddy while twirling my hair in my fingers.

That was six months ago and we have all moved in together and live as a pretend family. Mom, Uncle Bob, me and my "sister" (we're both blonds). And we all are what some would call hyper affectionate with each other and we are all a bit exhibitionistic. I can't tell you how much of a turn on it is for the four of us to go some place public and start randomly making out with each other in a very non wholesome way freaking out perfect strangers, or the occasional cops who then must investigate the "crimes" they thought they witnessed only to find out we are four consenting adults and have done nothing that is actually illegal. We have gotten tons of warnings from the police who are not amused but can't do a damned thing about us because we are breaking no laws. We just like to mess with people. Oh and it makes it all the more fun that I call Bob "Uncle Bob" and Amy "Mommy and so does Casandra my "big sister." We have the neighbors all convinced we are getting away with the most outrageous sex crimes. Imagine seeing your 46 year old neighbor making out with her 15 year old "son" and her 30 year old "brother" in a three way kiss while the older sister makes a video of same. Oh the humanity! lol.