I read in a book about David Byrne (singer from Talking Heads)whilst in Brazil - he got back to hotel desperate to pee and his key card to his room wouldn't work and he peed in his pants on the way to reception to get another key. Richard Burton also had a similar accident as a young actor. He was performing in Richard the Third and during the interval drank a little to much. During the second half he had to go so bad but couldn't leave the stage so he turned his back to the audience and whilst giving his speech he urinated in his costume. Pee ran across the stage and into the stage lighting and the performance had to be cancelled. I was telling a bunch of friends of mine about these stories and we got to confessing about pee stories. It turned out that each of the guys had at some point pissed their pants - usually from drinking too much and losing bladder control. My friend paul told this great story about peeing himself at university. He had to take an end of year exam that he hadn't worked for and when he saw the paper he totally freaked. he knew he would fail and that it would affect his final mark so he cam up with a plan. he could feel that he needed to pee so half way through the exam he put up his hand and asked to be excused to use the toilet. He knew an examiner would have to accompany him to the bathroom to see that he didn't cheat. As he left the exam room he was gripping his crotch as if desperate and half way to the toilet he stopped and anouncing that he could hold it no longer he peed down his legs in front of the examiner. He couldn't return to the exam room with piss soaked trousers so his exam pape was cancelled and he had to resit the next term by which time he had done the necessary work. Quite drastic measures to get out of an exam. My own experience was also a public one. I'd been out for a friends birthday one afternnon and we'd all ended up in a park drinking. It was about 5pm when I decided I'd had enough and decided to leave -also I needed to pee. I decided to take a taxi home - a 20 minute journey so I went to a cab office and ordered a cab. Whilst at the cab office I asked to use the toilet and was really surprisd when they said NO! I decided I really had to go and was about to nip out and find a spot to urinate when my driver appeared and the opportunity to relieve myself was dashed. Even as I got in the cab i realised that I really had to go bad but for some reason i decided to hold it till I got home. Easier said than done and as we drove through the busy traffic the need got worse and worse until it was all I could do to hold it back. When we finally arrived at my house i practically new I was going to piss myself and really don't care but was really just concentrating on getting out of the cab first. AS soon as we stopped I leapt out of the cab and got money to pay the driver. He took the money but took his time giving me my change at which point I suddenly let go a huge spurt in my jeans. I tried to stop it but couldn't and piss just streamed down my legs,I drenched both legs of my jeans right in front of the cab driver who stared and anounced - "you've just pissed youself"! I was SO embarrased but extremely relieved as I walked into my house only find my flat mate and his girlfiend there - both of whom stared at my jeans and burst out laughing. I love hearing stories about guys pissing themselves - it seems that everyone has done it.
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Anonymous / September 29, 2005