When The Playboy Model Spent A Week With Us

My Uncle came to spend a few weeks with us while he worked on his thesis. My mother was 18 years older, and she was much like a mother than an older sister. He brought a Playboy with him. During the night time conversation he talked about his college girlfriend. My mother called her Big Tits in honor of her endowment.

The Playboy in the bathroom sat on the top of the toilet tank. It took a long time before the flush when my brother used the bathroom. I never did see what fake naked girls did for you. In all my life I had never seen anyone like them.

One weekend my mother told me Big Tits was coming to spend a few days with us. What a beautiful California girl! Sure, she did have big tits, but not like my mother described her. Being the only girl in the house Big Tits camped out in my room. Getting ready for bed she asked if I had leafed through the magazine in the bathroom. My God, it was her, Big Tits was in the magazine! Big Tits was famous, and I got to see why she was Big Tits to my mother.

How my Uncle landed Big Tits was a secret, something about when he was in California. He took his Playboy with him when he left. Big Tits tried modeling, and ran off and married a rich man. My uncle worked as a professor, married aunt Matilda, and Big Tits faded into memory.