Baby Fever Is Real

After college I got a job with industry. The department was all female, of course the bosses all male father figures. The water was contaminated and five women became pregnant. As the baby of the group I was the recipient of oodles of advise from the expectant mothers.

By the time I realized I was contaminated all I could think of was a man , a house and a baby. If he was single, or going to be single, I was all over him. If he had the means to buy me a house it was 'sold'. I didn't ask him about babies, I couldn't imagine him not thinking babies with a new young wife.

I never was one to wait, my middle name was impulsive, I was pregnant before the coffee pot stopped percolating the next morning. Only after the repeated assurances of the nurse at the doctor's office did I settle down enough to tell him. "You got knocked up already?"

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by Anonymous on Jun 20, 2024 at 2:30 PM

I had to give up when I read "The water was contaminated, and five women got pregnant". My wife read it and she drew a blank also. LMAO.

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