Last winter, my boyfriend was asked to care for his boss's exotic birds when he unexpectedly went away due to a family emergency. It wasn't hard and I loved seeing the house --almost a mansion.

On the last night, we decided to stay and have sex in the master bathroom suite which had a spa hot tub. We fell asleep on a guest bed. When we woke up a couple hours later, we found ourselves in a bad snowstorm. It lasted until morning.

My boyfriend was panicking because he didn't want his boss to know we spent the night. He started shoveling the long driveway. When I came out to see how the shoveling was going, I instinctively closed the door behind me. Big mistake --the keys were inside!

My boyfriend started yelling at me and I started sulkin in the car. After a half an hour, I realized I really needed to pee. I couldn't get back in the house. I held it as long as i could, then I ran for a stand of bushes. Before I could get my jeans and one piece thermals (union suit) off, I pissed myself! It soaked through my butt and legs and pooled in my boots.