One time I was at the movies and needed to take a piss but the film wasn't over yet. Because I didn't want to miss part of the movie, I took out my dick and pissed in an empty coke cup. After the film ended, I got up to go and accidently spilled the cup of piss all over my jeans. They were really faded pants so I looked like I had totally pissed myself. I had no coat to hide my wet pants so I simply told myself "fuck it" and started walking out when some young punks at the theatre spotted my wet condition and thought this was so funny. "Hey look everyone," they said. "Homeboy there done pissed himself!" I felt a little embarrased but what the hell can you do? So I smiled and told them that the film was so fucking exciting that it made me wet myself. They laughed even more at that! They followed me out of the theatre saying things like "Hey dude-next time use the fucking toilet!" I promised them I would.