I was drunk and we were out in the middle of nowhere and there were no toilets so I peed in the woods and dripped dry. Then I got off with a boy (who, incidentally, only had one eye) and he was trying to get me to have sex with him. He stuck his hand in my knickers and said "I can tell you want to coz you're all wet." I didn't tell him it was coz I'd not had any loo roll to wipe with.