There use to be this real old shitty theatre in town where I lived and it had a balcony where I always use to sit each time I went. I was always too fucking lazy to use the john there and so would always piss in the seats instead. I must have pissed in every fucking seat they had up there! I remember eventually people started complaining about how bad the balcony smelled which only made me laugh my ass off when I heard that. Yes, I'll admit it, I'm a fucking pig.