What Men Don't Understand, Women Just Don't Have Sex And Move On

First week at college during orientation, I met a girl, and together we met these guys. They were graduate assistants and they took us out to show us a good time. We were getting the college experience and we hadn't started classes. We went to this C&W BBQ and they bought beers for us, and we paired off. We went back to one guy's apartment and they 'taught' us how to have sex.

Five years later I was washing dishes at his place. He wanted an explanation from me. I told him again, wake up under a man, you never get over him. He was stuck with me, so he needed to get used to me, I wasn't away at college any more. I was going to be washing dishes there from then on.