Ok here it is. I am a 27 year old female a and I am already known for my the cake decorating buisness. For some reason you could say it is my signature, even though if it got around it could hurt my business, when ever the cake calls for water I use my piss instead and after cake is baked i will sqaut over it and do little pee pee across the cake before frosting it. This special mark on my cakes makes me feel really hot! I know call me names i deserve it!