I'm a dude and when I was a teenager, me and a buddy use to always dare each other to piss where we shouldn't be pissing. Like we were at this house once and he dared me to piss in one of the bedrooms and I did by pissing all over the top of the bed. Then later at school he dared me to piss on the floor of an empty classroom which I also did. Thinking he'd get the best of me, one time we were at this big-ass party and he dared me to piss in my pants. Fuck if I didn't do it. When he saw what I had done, damned if he didn't piss in his pants too! We both got told to leave the party but neither of us had any shame so we really didn't give a shit. In school, we were known as "the two scummy dirt-bags." Of course, eveyone thought we were fags too but that's another story. Now that I'm older, I still can't piss where I'm suppose to. Like the other day I was in a bar and went to the men's room to piss but instead of using the fucking urnal I simply pissed all over the floor instead. I'm not sure why but I got a fucking rush doing this. Guess I'm still a scummy dirt-bag.