Household Items Used As Dildo?

What is your go too item you used or use for pleasure when your in need and not having sex?

In high school mine was my favorite hairbrush. It had a perfect handle in it that worked great as a makeshift dildo.

Or my other go too was a nice cucumber. My dad always had a big garden so I’d find a cucumber that I thought was perfect size for me. I’d clean it well then take a condom out of my parents room and put it in on the cucumber. I’ll admit I’ve have a cucumber in my pussy and butt