Barney Fife Solved Another One...

This happened several years ago. I know a guy that was accused of sexual assault. A drunk girl at a party fingered him the next day.
Here was her story. They went upstairs to a room and started fooling around. In her statement she claimed his dick was so big it was hurting her so she asked him to stop. She claimed he didn't but instead held her down fucked her harder. She claimed internal bruising and tearing from his huge dick.
The guy asked a female officer to leave the room. he stood up and whipped out his 4 inch dick for inspection. He was back home an hour later!