My Wife

One night during budget meetings some of us were up to blowing off steam at a titty bar. My first in line was a girl named Sam. She was quite upset that she wasn't coming along. I told her it was a titty bar. I shouldn't treat her different because she was a girl. It was embarrassing for me, watching some stripper with her tits in her face. I quit early and dragged her out of there. Not peaceably, not nice. I dragged her out cussing me.

At her place I gave her a stern talking to. She had embarrassed me. She stood still, angry. She said she was going to piss me off some more. She didn't 'do dick'.

It wasn't nice, it was really pretty bad. That night, in her place she 'took dick'. For over the last quarter century she's been my wife. I apologized and married her three days later. After several years of marriage we agreed, peaceably to let her be who she was.