Last Saturday

The wife and I were returning from a work function. We had a few too many old fashioneds and got an Uber home. So wifey gets pretty rambunctious and handsy when she’s drunk.

So the Uber shows up, nice black SUV with a 60ish man driving. The drive is kinda long as we live in a suburb on the other side of the city from where the work thing is at, maybe 35 minutes. The issue is that the wife is frisky and has little to no patience on a good day. She’s kissing me while pawing at me and grabbing my junk through my pants. I know her pretty well by now so I know she’s gonna do something, I just don’t know how far she’ll go. So I just patiently wait as make out.

Doesn’t take long for her to start undoing my belt, and she takes me out. It was kinda awkward as the driver was fully aware and I didn’t know how he’d react. This is not the first or even 5th time she’s done this, and we’ve had a driver flip out on us. We haven’t used my Uber account since because of that.

Thankfully the driver just adjusted his review mirror to get a better look and never said a word. So I got a nice sloppy blowjob from my frisky wife, as this older white guy watched. It’s too bad that my wife didn’t have another drink or two in her, cause she probably would’ve let the driver fuck her if he had a condom on hand.