British To US Translation

I’d love to hear about the weirdest, strangest, most unusual or downright wacky sexual experience you’ve had.

Mine’s pretty tame but funny. In college I picked up this girl at the local pub. She was a new British exchange student recently arrived in the US that was in one of my classes so I knew her a bit but not well. I always thought she was sort cute although overweight. After 5-6 beers she seemed downright hot and somehow lost about 40 pounds. To be fair, she seemed unusually interested in me too, so she’d obviously consumed her share of alcohol as well.

Closing time came and we left together to go back to my room since I had a single and she had a roommate. We were in bed very quickly and almost immediately she made it clear she wanted anal sex. I was sort of surprised and doing a normal progression leading up to typical intercourse but she was impatient and kept trying to bring it back to anal. She kept saying “fuck me in me fanny” in that Liverpool accent. So finally I went for it and was trying to carefully work my way in and she gets all upset and says “I said in me fanny not me arse”.

I was confused, and drunk don’t forget, and said “I thought your fanny is your ass”. She laughed and explained that in the UK the word fanny is the equivalent of pussy in the US. I was very pleased about that and proceeded to fuck her fanny very very hard. But in the middle of that she starts saying “that’s a good c**t, fuck me fanny…fuck it”. Now I’d never been called a c**t before but at that very moment didn’t care and pounded her fanny for all it was worth until I exploded in her, which she enjoyed. Afterwards I asked why she was calling me a c**t. She laughed again and I got another vocabulary lesson that in the UK c**t means so many more things than in the US, including being a term of endearment for a good chap. For the record, until we graduated I was a good c**t and fucked her fanny quite a bit. And I even fucked her “arse” a time or two. Lol