I'm a guy , this happened in the 8th grade.It was the last day of school.We were having a party.And of corse me being mildy retarded I drunk like half a gallon of fruit punch.All of the sudden I had to ppee really badly.Since it was the last doy of middle school everyone was in the bathroom smoking pot.I ran to the little boys room , dick in hand I opened the door.A cloud of smoke came into view followed by loud coughing.My friend Jerry(who was infront of the urinals)said "You wanna hit" I replied with "Well if you don't get the fuck outta the way i'll be glad to hit you" then Jeremy said "FUCK YOU , anyway the urinals are out of order" or something like that.Without thinking I ran into the teachers bathroom unzipping my zipper and exposing my 4.5 incher on the way.I quicly opened the stall door and let it rip with my eyes closed.Mid way I heard my priciple scream.I opened my eyes and saw that I was peeing on my principle......Shit