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Funny As Fuck
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Straight Male / 42
Goldilocks And The Three Wanks
It was a normal university night out and my housemate ended up with a girl he knew. It was 3am and snowing so she said I could also crash on their sofa.
They go back to her room and I hear her getting absolutely rutted.
Sat there horny as fuck I know I need to have a cheeky wank.
I know the house is empty other than us 3 as it was the week before Christmas and all her housemates went home.
I went on what can only be described as some perverted Goldilocks-style wankathon around the house. I roamed through each of the other 5 bedrooms (all girls), rifled through their underwear drawers, laid on their beds and wanked and also accessed half their laptops & desktops. It was in the days of XP so they were trivial to break into in safe mode.
I found only one machine had webcam nudes which I jacked off to, her sporty outgoing housemates grainy pictures of her on the same chair I was on, with her c**t on show. Lovely.
I continued my trek, which for some reason involved wiping my dick on all their door handles like some horny cat scenting the place.
After failing to find anything else interesting I skulked my way back through to house to the sporty sluts room and blasted a load onto her leather chair whilst looking at the image again, imagining her open pussy sat there taking it.
I wiped it off, put everything back where it was and then went and stole some food and fell asleep.
Not even the oddest thing I've done when horny but memorable.
They go back to her room and I hear her getting absolutely rutted.
Sat there horny as fuck I know I need to have a cheeky wank.
I know the house is empty other than us 3 as it was the week before Christmas and all her housemates went home.
I went on what can only be described as some perverted Goldilocks-style wankathon around the house. I roamed through each of the other 5 bedrooms (all girls), rifled through their underwear drawers, laid on their beds and wanked and also accessed half their laptops & desktops. It was in the days of XP so they were trivial to break into in safe mode.
I found only one machine had webcam nudes which I jacked off to, her sporty outgoing housemates grainy pictures of her on the same chair I was on, with her c**t on show. Lovely.
I continued my trek, which for some reason involved wiping my dick on all their door handles like some horny cat scenting the place.
After failing to find anything else interesting I skulked my way back through to house to the sporty sluts room and blasted a load onto her leather chair whilst looking at the image again, imagining her open pussy sat there taking it.
I wiped it off, put everything back where it was and then went and stole some food and fell asleep.
Not even the oddest thing I've done when horny but memorable.
