Crazy Women

I met a woman. we hit it off, and after a few days decided to go out. we got to the restaurant, ordered our food and drinks. about halfway through the meal, she told me she lived with her boyfriend, and just wanted a good time and a free meal. first I freaked out, wondering if he was stalking us. then I just blew it off and continued the date. we ordered more drinks and some dessert. I told her I needed to go to the restroom. I got up, and out the door I went, leaving her with the bill. I never heard from her again.

another time I went to a restaurant with a woman. we ordered our food and drinks. the server brought the drinks, and I took a sip. she says "you're not going to use a straw? people put the mouths on there!". I didn't say anything. the server brought our food, and she picked up her fork and started eating! I said "you're not going to ask for plasticware? people put those IN their mouth!". she got all bent out of shape, and stormed out. I never heard from her again either!