These New 'rules' Are Making Life Difficult

I have a big mouth and I say bad words. For a 28 year old who got promoted as an HR Generalist I was was warned to watch my language. I got reported because I said my old boss 'tore me a new asshole'. It was an expression, not really something sexual. But the HR Director took any sexual expressions and sexual harassments seriously.

In the investigation I told the committee he kissed me, he didn't actually ass fuck me. And him kissing me wasn't sexual harassment. I didn't complain, had I? He was my boss, that's an accident of the organization chart. I am his. Lover, 'girl' Friday, office boy. I don't file sexual harassment against the man who fucks me.

Fraternization policies apply between a superior and a subordinate. He's my top, I'm his bottom. Life's natural position when 'the man' fucks you. He got promoted, an accident of the organization chart.