I'm Aroused By The Dumbest Things

literally anything that remotely resembles cock or a wet hole makes me not just think of sex but genuinely get hard. pretty much any time i shower, wash my hands, or brush my teeth, i can't help but see the similarity between shampoo or soap or toothpaste and cum, and i'm aroused. sometimes the most random fucking tangents get my brain on the topic of sex and i get too aroused to continue to focus on the conversation. sometimes it's just funny but sometimes my day's plans get diverted really fast without any way for me to expect it just bc i see some post that makes me way more horny than i should be, and then i compulsively spend hours edging like in a trance.