A couple days ago, i was changing in a dressing room at the mall. I heard 2 familiar voices. one of them was my crush and the other one was michael my school dork. I ran out and shoved him into a girl's changing room.I was trying to keep up a conversation, but i felt a breeze on my legs which was honestly quite comfortable. I kept thinking she had x-ray vision and was looking at my pee-pee. I fillally said what dear. she just pointed at my legs. I said XYZ? my pants were off and everyone was staring at my tidey-whitey's. I was so embarrassed that i peed my underpants.I ran for my pants but someone stole them. the only thing around was a periwinkle skirt which i put on (which was neat and comfortable). I ran out of the store but a security guard stopped me and i think he liked my pee-pee. he asked me to take off my skirt but i said it was to comfortable and suggesteda pink barney shirt which i eagerly accepted. I put on and that was comfortable too. They took my picture and said they'd show that picture to all shoplifters. cool.