I'm pretty sure you would not do ANYTHING. But I get it. I would do almost anything to spend hours every day of the rest of my life licking a girl's pussy. I haven't done that in way too long. My favorite position is her sitting on my mouth.
Here is an example of the double standard. Average looking average girl approaches average looking average guy and asks if she can suck his dick, 99% of the time, if he is single and not gay he will say yes. Average looking average guy approaches average looking average girl and asks if he can lick her pussy 99% of the time she tells him to fuck off! The 1% of girls who won't say to fuck off rarely get asked because most guys know they will be told to fuck off most of the time so they don't bother. So try this, see a guy you like, just tell him you need to sit down and ask if his face is available. You may have to try this more than once but at least 25% will say yes enthusiastically as long as you're not 300+ pounds and and not old enough to be his grandmother. And if you are 300+ pounds word it differently.
