The Perfect Cock

My first sexual experience I can remember, I was 6 years old, and I have been with a lot of women (50+ partners) and played with a good bit of men (15 or so). I am hyper-sexual and very much bi, but I present extremely straight and my homoerotic inclinations are purely sexual. As in, I would never date a guy, but I do love playing with men. My wife and I swing, mostly MMF, which is awesome.

Women have always raved about my dick, and the couple of openly gay guys I’ve played with have as well. My cock is exactly 8 inches long when fully hard, and just over 6 inches around as measured with a tailor’s tape measure at the middle of the shaft. It has the slightest upward curve, and the head is proportionate but substantially larger than the shaft. I am circumcised, but I have a loose cut so that I have enough foreskin that when I masturbate without lube I can roll my foreskin around the head one every stroke (which feels great). I rarely cum quickly, but when I do, it is always a large amount of cum. I also precum copiously which has meant I have almost never needed lube for sex, even anal.

When I was a teen, I could suck my own cock by laying on my back on rolling my legs over my head. I could only get about 2 inches in my mouth, but I could roll my entire foreskin down into my mouth and lick my frenulum as it was bunched up, which felt incredible. I did this from ages 13-20 regularly, and I loved to shoot huge loads in mouth. I have swallowed several other guys’ cum, but mine always tasted the best. It may be liking my own flavor, but my precum especially is sweet and slippery and never bitter. I’ve eaten my own load out of several women, and I’ve eaten at least 6 guys’ cum out of my wife (which is hot as fuck), but mine always tastes best and are the largest loads.

I have never played with or seen a cock as big as mine. One guy was the same length, but thinner and curved down. Most men are substantially smaller than me in this regard.

To sum it up, I love my cock. I want to meet a straight acting guy with a cock at least as big as mine that loves jerking and sucking a bro as much as I do, and it would be perfect if he would fuck my wife, too. I would definitely clone myself if I could fuck my clone.

This is the most conceited thing ever, but I truthfully have a perfect cock. I never say anything about it to anyone, but I love my dick so much. I wish I could play with one just like it and make it cum in my mouth or pound my prostate or suck on the balls while it pumps my wife’s pussy full of cum before pulling it out of her to lick them both clean. I am a horny, attractive, alpha, bisexual man with a great dick, and that seems to be an almost impossible thing to find.

Happy New Year, kinky strangers!