It Had To Happen, And It Happened, Now I'm Sitting Here

I got my ticket punched on NY eve. I'm not over it. I'm scared of what they say about waking under a man and not getting over him. He isn't that guy you take home to Mom. At least he has a job, he doesn't know it yet, but I'm from a family of healthy fertile women, and he picked my fertile week to punch my ticket.

I'll let you know if I can't get over him, and of his aim was poor, or dead on and I'm pregnant.