You could've spared us the embarrassment of reading that.
Give the girl a break.
How about, "Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
What a waste of piss. You could have pissed on my face for 1-1/2 minutes.
How do you know your bladder is small? Have you held it to the point of leaking and then measured how much you were holding?
ok, this part of the site is 4 piss sories. Y u stay around i all u fuckers do is insult peoples stories I have no fuckin clue but damn on every story there is a mean insult the only stories u like is the ones were the people get drunk and press each others pee holes! God get a life, o and 4 you'r info I am not the poster and i do have a life so suck it o wait what is there to suck you assholes!
in regards to a small bladder. it means you go alot nore often than others