Went to this heavy metal concert, I'm standing about a third of the way from the front, where the mosh pits are at. As I'm drinking a beer in the plastic bottles that are being sold, I get the urge to piss really bad but I didn't want to miss the next song or go to the trouble of walking all the way to the back and waiting in some jack off line to piss in some disgusting vomitorium. So I lower my shorts enough to get my dick out and still have it underneath my shirt so it's not exposed, even though everyone is paying attention to the band on stage anyways, and I proceed to fill up the empty beer bottle. It feels so damn good and then I hold the now full bottle of warm piss anxiously waiting to throw it at some douchebags. When the band starts their next song and people start going crazy like the fuckheads they are I throw the bottle a good 20 feet in front of me towards the front of the crowd. I make sure to throw it in such a fashion to maximize the amount of spray over a large area. The lights from the stage illuminate the piss spewing from the bottle as it hurtles into the crowd of unknowing dildos.