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I was playing with cock in the grocery store parking lot just now and the car door swung open. A surprised woman looks at me and goes, ‘sorry wrong car!’

As she turned around she looked down at my erection and paused and then again said ‘sorry!’ I saw her go into a similar colored suv. It was an honest mistake. I bet she didn’t expect to see strangers cock when she got up this morning!

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# 76340 - by Jay / January 24, 2025
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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM

I’ve never been caught doing that in the parking lot, but I have picked up a few men in the grocery store early in the morning. It works out well cause I don’t live far from the grocery store and my wife works days. Being retired, it gives me a lot of free time.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM

I was once very nearly caught jacking in the market parking lot but managed to cover up.
There was a time with my naughty wife when she was sucking me off in the far parking lot of a local park and athletic field when a group of coeds walked past and a couple grinned and one scowled as they saw my wonderful wife's head bobbing on my dick. It was summertime and I had the windows down and I'm trying to be quiet but she's a world class cocksucker and she really loves it and I'm moaning "Oh baby, suck it good baby!" and then I saw we had a passing audience.
I never told my wife to this day because I wouldn't wanna embarrass her. I thought it was a pisser though to be honest.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM

Hey freaks, it’s not ok or normal to be jacking off in public. I hope u get arrested and put on sex offender list. Then u can jack off under the bridge.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM

I'm guessing you still live at home with mom and don't date much.....

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