Oil Wrestling

We were newlyweds, and I happened to see a porn clip of women oil wrestling. So, I asked my wife if she would try it. She was reluctant but she wanted to please me. A rubber sheet, a big jug of Wesson corn oil, and our sex life really took off!

We had a baby almost exactly nine months later.

Our sweet daughter is now in college. She told me she wants to start a sport. Guess which one? Wrestling.

I'm hoping she tries oil wrestling and creates subscription content online. She could be set for life, and her mom and I could retire.