Bi-Sexual Female / 25
Being A Prostitute. A Reality Check.
I work as a prostitute in a studio apartment which I do not live in. Let me give you a reality check about what it's really like from a practical sense.
Clients contact me via email. I tell them my 5 rules. Then they tell me what they want. Then we work out a price, and a day and time they can come over.
My clients come from all genders, races, religions, and vary wildly in age. They usually fall into 5 categories:
1- The frustrated ones (usually middle aged men). The ones who are having a midlife crisis, or going through a divorce, or just feel that society have been left behind. Most of them just want to be comforted by another person.
2- Older virgins (usually middle aged men). The ones who want to do it at least once, just to feel like their part of the club.
3- The weird ones (varies a lot). The ones who have a very bizarre or unusual kink that they can't do or feel awkward doing with their partner.
4- The repressed ones (usually early 30s women). The ones who have repressed a lot of their desires, and want to explore their feelings in a safe way.
5- The dying ones (usually elderly people of all genders). The ones who know their life is going downhill fast, and want to have a farewell tour.
Out of the hundreds of clients I've had, I've only ever had to kick out two of them. Both middle aged men, who violated one of my 5 rules. These 5 rules are:
1- No kids or animals. This shouldn't need to be explained.
2- No surprises. Be upfront about what you want, and don't pivot half way through without asking.
3- No incompetents. If you don't know where you are, or what you're doing, no dice.
4- No underpaying. My price is my price.
5- No outside work. It's my place or nowhere.
My clients are a rarely ever the problem. The biggest problems I have are the police, and SWERFs.
I had a friend who worked in the same industry as me, and tried to report a potentially dangerous client, but instead of that guy getting investigated, she got deported because one of her papers wasn't filled in properly, which was made worse by the fact that she came here to escape a bigoted government. She tried to help, but got punished for it.
Another one got herself and her roommate accidentally evicted, because their neighbor reported them. Despite the fact that the roommate was never involved in any of it, they paid their bills together in one payment. In the eyes of the law, that meant that the roommate could potentially be charged with brothel-keeping, as they were partly profiting from their roommate's prostitution. That charge was dropped, but only on the agreement that they evict themselves. Someone who had no connection to the "crime" got punished for no reason other than just being in the area.
I've also had SWERFs try to tell me that "I'm being exploited", which I don't understand at all. I am my own boss, my clients do nothing harmful to me, and the stigma SWERFs try to push makes it harder to solve real problems that may come up.
"I'm selling my body" they say. Well, you are "selling your body" every time you agree to work for someone else. You might argue that working in a factory is to produce something for society, but can you say the same about masseuses? You might argue that "they produce pleasure and comfort", but if that's true, aren't I doing the same thing? And to be honest, I make more in a day than a factory worker probably earns in a week. Would you rather stand on the assembly line for money, or cum for money? I know which one I'd prefer.
I've had SWERFs try to shame my clients for using my services. But in other cases they try to make the claim that whatever consenting adults do behind closed doors is their business. So, I ask, are they concerned about the act, or the money? Is the problem that we had sex, or that they slipped me a few bucks afterwards? I would argue, neither of those things are wrong. And if you think they are, then you need to explain why.
I'm going to end this about my favorite client. A guy we'll call "Tommy". Tommy had recently turned 18, and was due to start college in about a month. He was the shy kid in high school, but had recently had a bit of a glow up. He wanted to reinvent himself for college and one of the ways he wanted to reinvent himself was to get his first girlfriend. Since he was the shy kid, he'd never had one before,, and didn't know the moves. The only things he had to go on was basic sex ed, and porn. And he knew that porn was edited and not a perfect reflection of reality, so he decided to come to me for... an education. He was polite, kind, and just wanted to learn how to keep a girl happy. So I taught him a few things, he tried improvising a few things, and together we made him genuinely incredible in bed by the end of our session. He now knows how to keep a girl happy. If you genuinely believe that either or both of us are "immoral" for doing any of that, then what the fuck do you call moral?
Clients contact me via email. I tell them my 5 rules. Then they tell me what they want. Then we work out a price, and a day and time they can come over.
My clients come from all genders, races, religions, and vary wildly in age. They usually fall into 5 categories:
1- The frustrated ones (usually middle aged men). The ones who are having a midlife crisis, or going through a divorce, or just feel that society have been left behind. Most of them just want to be comforted by another person.
2- Older virgins (usually middle aged men). The ones who want to do it at least once, just to feel like their part of the club.
3- The weird ones (varies a lot). The ones who have a very bizarre or unusual kink that they can't do or feel awkward doing with their partner.
4- The repressed ones (usually early 30s women). The ones who have repressed a lot of their desires, and want to explore their feelings in a safe way.
5- The dying ones (usually elderly people of all genders). The ones who know their life is going downhill fast, and want to have a farewell tour.
Out of the hundreds of clients I've had, I've only ever had to kick out two of them. Both middle aged men, who violated one of my 5 rules. These 5 rules are:
1- No kids or animals. This shouldn't need to be explained.
2- No surprises. Be upfront about what you want, and don't pivot half way through without asking.
3- No incompetents. If you don't know where you are, or what you're doing, no dice.
4- No underpaying. My price is my price.
5- No outside work. It's my place or nowhere.
My clients are a rarely ever the problem. The biggest problems I have are the police, and SWERFs.
I had a friend who worked in the same industry as me, and tried to report a potentially dangerous client, but instead of that guy getting investigated, she got deported because one of her papers wasn't filled in properly, which was made worse by the fact that she came here to escape a bigoted government. She tried to help, but got punished for it.
Another one got herself and her roommate accidentally evicted, because their neighbor reported them. Despite the fact that the roommate was never involved in any of it, they paid their bills together in one payment. In the eyes of the law, that meant that the roommate could potentially be charged with brothel-keeping, as they were partly profiting from their roommate's prostitution. That charge was dropped, but only on the agreement that they evict themselves. Someone who had no connection to the "crime" got punished for no reason other than just being in the area.
I've also had SWERFs try to tell me that "I'm being exploited", which I don't understand at all. I am my own boss, my clients do nothing harmful to me, and the stigma SWERFs try to push makes it harder to solve real problems that may come up.
"I'm selling my body" they say. Well, you are "selling your body" every time you agree to work for someone else. You might argue that working in a factory is to produce something for society, but can you say the same about masseuses? You might argue that "they produce pleasure and comfort", but if that's true, aren't I doing the same thing? And to be honest, I make more in a day than a factory worker probably earns in a week. Would you rather stand on the assembly line for money, or cum for money? I know which one I'd prefer.
I've had SWERFs try to shame my clients for using my services. But in other cases they try to make the claim that whatever consenting adults do behind closed doors is their business. So, I ask, are they concerned about the act, or the money? Is the problem that we had sex, or that they slipped me a few bucks afterwards? I would argue, neither of those things are wrong. And if you think they are, then you need to explain why.
I'm going to end this about my favorite client. A guy we'll call "Tommy". Tommy had recently turned 18, and was due to start college in about a month. He was the shy kid in high school, but had recently had a bit of a glow up. He wanted to reinvent himself for college and one of the ways he wanted to reinvent himself was to get his first girlfriend. Since he was the shy kid, he'd never had one before,, and didn't know the moves. The only things he had to go on was basic sex ed, and porn. And he knew that porn was edited and not a perfect reflection of reality, so he decided to come to me for... an education. He was polite, kind, and just wanted to learn how to keep a girl happy. So I taught him a few things, he tried improvising a few things, and together we made him genuinely incredible in bed by the end of our session. He now knows how to keep a girl happy. If you genuinely believe that either or both of us are "immoral" for doing any of that, then what the fuck do you call moral?
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