Straight Male / 46
I'm A Marriage Counselor But I Fuck My Clients
I'm the kind, compassionate counselor you go to see when you've caught your spouse cheating and you want to save your marriage. Just like the stereotype that the author of Leave a Cheater, Gain a Life likes to pick on, I wear a sweater vest and glasses.
Although I never take sides, I show compassion toward the wife. I look for clues that she is angry with her cheating husband or, if she's the one who cheated, that she's bored of her husband.
I ask to spend 20 minutes alone with each spouse. I see the husband first. I ask him about the couple's sex life. I can tell whether he knows how to please his wife, in which case I will do the same things, or whether he has no clue, in which case I'll do the opposite.
When it's the wife's turn for the private conversation, I can have my dick in her mouth or her panties down and my dick in her pussy in 5 minutes.
I had sound insulation blown into the wall and a soundproof door installed. I wrote them off as HIPAA-mandated privacy improvements, but the real purpose is so that husbands can't hear as I bring their wives to multiple, crashing orgasms.
My practice has an unusually high success rate, with many wives opting to stay with their husbands. Wives tend to support continuing the counseling relationship for a year or two, so that all problems in the marriage can be resolved. Some couples have been coming for years!
In truth, the talk therapy I do is bullshit. The sex therapy, though, is highly effective. Many wives report feeling alive again, and some have even gone on to have my babies (which they pass off as their husbands' babies).
I launched my practice to take care of other people. That is exactly what I do!
Although I never take sides, I show compassion toward the wife. I look for clues that she is angry with her cheating husband or, if she's the one who cheated, that she's bored of her husband.
I ask to spend 20 minutes alone with each spouse. I see the husband first. I ask him about the couple's sex life. I can tell whether he knows how to please his wife, in which case I will do the same things, or whether he has no clue, in which case I'll do the opposite.
When it's the wife's turn for the private conversation, I can have my dick in her mouth or her panties down and my dick in her pussy in 5 minutes.
I had sound insulation blown into the wall and a soundproof door installed. I wrote them off as HIPAA-mandated privacy improvements, but the real purpose is so that husbands can't hear as I bring their wives to multiple, crashing orgasms.
My practice has an unusually high success rate, with many wives opting to stay with their husbands. Wives tend to support continuing the counseling relationship for a year or two, so that all problems in the marriage can be resolved. Some couples have been coming for years!
In truth, the talk therapy I do is bullshit. The sex therapy, though, is highly effective. Many wives report feeling alive again, and some have even gone on to have my babies (which they pass off as their husbands' babies).
I launched my practice to take care of other people. That is exactly what I do!
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