SuperBowl SuperBrawl Part 1

SuperBowl SuperBrawl

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Welcome Sports Fans to the Jeffers and Price Family SuperBowl SuperBrawl

All Hell Broke Loose as Brothers Jim and Jerry argued all game long with Jim throwing a Tantrum over the Chiefs Performance with Jerry rubbing it in Jim's Face.

Normlly Jim is the one throwing a tantrum about Jim was flipping out because the Chiefs were losing and Patrick Mahomes was exposed as the fraud that he is.

Jim: This is Bullshit the Chies were supposed to win, fcknig backstabbing refs.

Jerry: Cry about it Jim the Eagles are going to fly over you and that bitch Taylor Swift.

Then tempers flared as both Jim and Jerry yelled at eachother and then started throwing chicken wings and nachos at eachother which stained the living room and before you know it the fists started flying.

Both jim and Jerry started punching eachother and fought all over the living room, destroying the living room in the process and fought on top of the coffee table causing all of the food to spill as other party goers tried to seperate them including the referee who laid a flag on the floor.

Referee: Penalty, unnecessary Fist Fighting.

But that didn't stop Jim and Jerry from beating the Hell out of eachother as they continued to trade punches and throw food at eachother leaving a big mess in the living room as wings sauce and nacho cheese stained the whole living room.

Jennifer: Taylor Swift is a Cunt

Kimberly: I'l lkill you for saying that you bitch

Then Kimberly and Jennifer the daughters of both Jim and Jerry got into a catfight over Taylor Swift as the two cousins stripped down to their bra and panties and had a catfight in the living room while their fathers started throwing their jerseys at each other and engaged in another fist fight.

Referee: Penalty, Catfighting

Then in comes Cousin Fred dressed like a cheerleader wearing a top, skirt, was barefoot, and was shaking his pompons, licking his fingers and rubbing his nipples and smelling his fucknig feet and the sight of him would make anyone want to go blind as the referee flagged that call too.

Fred: You want to smell my feet?

Referee: Penalty, dressing like a cheerleader and being barefoot.

Then Fred makes his way towards the restroom as the Referee than says

Referee: Penalty, barefoot in the bathroom, disgusting.

Then one of the guests sate too many wings made and shit their pants and then asked another man to wipe his ass pulled his pants down as the ref dropped the flag on the floor

Man: I Shit my Pants can you wipe my ass.

Other Man: Bro ar you fucking Serious.

Referee: Penalty, too lazy to wipe his ass

Fred: I'll wipe your ass with my Foot.

But then Fred walks back into the party wearing Chiefs Thong and then used his bare foot to wipe the partier's dirty shit filled ass and go shit all over his bare foot and then started smelling his feet too the horror and disgust to the entire party.

Fred: Smells like Shit.

Referee: Penalty, Smelling Feet.

Then one party goer strips down to his underwear and socks and starts breakdancing while Kendrick Lamar is performing during Half Time.

Then Cousin Arthur gets naked and has sex with a Picnic Table as Neighbor Louis is having a panic attack over hearing MUSTARD as Arthur squirts Louise with Mustard causing her to flip out.

Louise: OH MAH GAWD, THAT'S DISGUSTING. ARE YOU NUTS? ARE YOU NUTS?

Clearly Louise has never recovered from the humiliation from being on the MAury Povich show 20 Years Ago.

Then one man is seen dancing with Bananas in the party wearing a yellow thong and was also giving himself a blowjob with a banana which upset Chad because he felt he was being upstaged.

Referee: Penalty, Dancing with Bananas.

Then in comes George on his motorcycle wearing Pantyhoes as he drove his motorcycle through the front door and crashed into the coffee table and setting the smoke alarm off in the house, as Jim and Jerry both yelled at George and before you know it it turned into a three way free for all between Jim, Jerry, and George in the living room.

George: MARY ANNE MARY ANNE MARY ANNE MARY ANNE.

Referee: Penalty, Illegal Motorcycle In the Ho....Ow.

HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO, HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO!

Walk by Pantera Play as The Videomaster his The Referee with a VHS Tape and began to hi everyone with VHS Tapes.

Then The Ghostbusters Theme began to play and Te Ecto Oe Sirens could be heard outside the House as The Ecto One pulled up in front of the house.

The Videomaster left the House armed with VHS Tapes and The Ecto One opened it's doors as there was both Finn Wolfhard and Logan Kim in their Ghostbusters Uniforms challenging The Videomaster to hit them.