Grandma Fell Pregnant

This is really hard to explain but we've always been close and she became a sexual outlet for me once I got married. (Usual situation where the wife, having sealed the deal, thinks she doesn't need to put out anymore.)

Fast-forward a few months and my wife wants a baby. After two years of trying, she finds out from her doctor that she has fertility issues. He gives her fertility medicine. She gets pregnant.

My grandmother gets jealous. Apparently, she starts taking my wife's medicine.

I go over one day to help out in the morning and grandma is throwing up. She says it has been happening all week.

I rush to Walgreens for a pregnancy test and we are both shocked when the test comes back positive.

My first priority is that our love child be born healthy. After that, I know I need to leave my marriage.

I will be a dad to two babies born just weeks apart. I hope my wife and my grandma will get along. They can handle childcare duties together.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM

Just think of the increased welfare benefits you guys can suck up. Do you all live in the same trailer park ?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM

Sylvester, I for one am happy that you have two bundles of joy on the way. You love your grandma and you see that you need to leave your wife. It will all work out!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM

Good morning sleepy head, time to get up.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM

Hope grandma's baby doesn't look like that banjo playing kid from "Deliverance".

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