Well if your ever bord with the dude get back to me.
A few days ago while we were watching TV I pulled my GF onto me while lying on the couch. She was just over my waist with one knee on each side of me but she didn't want to stay like that she said after a few minutes because she had to pee. I guess when a girl has to pee having her legs wide open like that makes it harder to hold it? Anyway I said so just let some out and don't worry about it. She was wearing small light colored shorts with those sexy blue boy shorts under. For some reason she said she needed to take off the shorts but I convinced her to keep her boy shorts panties on but she got pee-lock and could not pee through them so she pulled them aside and almost immediately started peeing. As soon as that happened I moved her hands and pulled the shorts back over her pussy so then she was peeing through them turning them all dark and wet in the center. My shorts and shirt were getting soaked and I could feel her hot piss running down the side of me onto the couch. Well at least it was leather so it would probably be ok, but then a better thought ran through my mind and I pulled her to my face with her soaking crotch to my mouth and started licking and then sucking on her panties. At first she had stopped peeing and then she said she could not hold it back much longer so I said then don't and with that my mouth filled with her pee. She had been drinking lots of beer but it tasted like only warm water. Long story short; I swallowed her entire bladder full of pee and then we had the most amazing sex ever.
Maybe you were a dog in a previous life. Or...you could be one now.