I Like Impregnating Random Girls
When I got to be too old for the lonely, baby-crazy housewives in my neighborhood, I found that the best thing was music festivals and travel.
Girls let down their guard when they're away from home. I three-day festival or a week-long stay in a new city is enough time to build rapport and to give a few inseminations so that my sperm have time to swim.
I tell a sob story about how I'm infertile due to a medical problem, or I say I'm childfree and had an early vasectomy based on my concern about resource depletion and rising populations.
A fake name and a burner phone take care of the rest. From keeping up with these girls on social media, I know I've fathered 17 kids so far.
I'm also thinking of becoming a free sperm donor to childless straight couples, as well as lesbian couples.
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