My Dad Was Always Listening To Me

My dad would ask me the same questions every time, Hey! What are you up to? Hey! What did you learn today? Answers are always sounds like Mmm, mmm and Uh Huh, yeah that sounds fun or great. So I get home for a weekend during college one time, was thinking about this all the way on the drive. Dad is going to ask me what I learned this week, how is my roommate, general questions that do not even come close to understanding what I am doing he just wants a book report so to speak. So sure enough, I walk in the door, hugs and Hello and sure as shit his first question was What did I learn this week? I started rambling on about English, Math keeping him slightly interested in what I am saying but know damn well he is hearing like a third of what I am saying so I throw in that I learned deep throating in one of my late evening classes. DID NOT EVEN NOTICE!! I went on with roommate stuff and dorm drama then I asked him if he was listening to me because it seemed like he wasn't, he told me Yes, of course honey and repeated a few things I had said so I told him. Dad! I told you that I learned how to deep throat in my late evening class and you did not even react, you know what the genius said to me. Oh I heard you and knew you were trying to get a reaction out of me but seriously that could help you find a great husband some day. I just stood there staring at him and he had the usual grin on his face when he has completely stunned me into thinking he never listens to me. How do I come back from that one, will help me find a good husband someday, I just started laughing and went to start my laundry.